February 2012
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
“my sister: *blasting miley cyrus in her room across the hall*
me: who asked you...”
Intelligence is so attractive.
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on friday some planned parenthood lady stopped me on the sidewalk, kidnapped me, took my last two dollars and asked for my number
